Monday, November 8, 2010

November! And Star Wars Shortened.

It's November! After we've all recovered from the Halloween induced sugar coma, it's time to start thinking about Turkeys, pumpkin pies, finishing up those final term papers, finishing up those grad school apps, studying for the GRE, and maybe squeezing in some time in-between to work on my Nanowrimo novel (National novel writing month). But most importantly November means: Star Wars!
What? You're not following that logic you say? Well, if you'll recall, I did post about this November/Thanksgiving connection with Star Wars a couple years ago. It is an unwritten tradition in my family to watch at least one Star Wars movie at Thanksgiving. (The other holiday where this tends to happen is Memorial Day, near the anniversary of when the original trilogy came out).
So to get into the Star Wars-y mood, I stumbled across these brilliant videos: Star Wars Shortened. Three guys act out in abridged form all six movies within 20 minutes. And the results are very clever and hilarious. I especially like how they express Episode II: Attack of the Clones, through song. It being possibly the worst of the Star Wars prequels, that is all it needed. The lightheartedness mixed with the solemn with which they handle their version of these films is phenomenal and a must watch.



Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Poetry Workshop


 Ok, to tide everyone over until the next more in-depth post, here's one of the more famous/well liked poems I've written for my poetry workshop this semester. The subject matter should not really come as a surprise. ;)
 
Saturday Morning
Blue hedgehog morning
warm with sugary milk,
silky clad skin in princess pajamas
wild tumbled mane of curls.

Tendrils of sleep about my eyes
Opened wider as I beheld
the fastest thing alive
Fighting robots like Yoshimi
in a land beyond

I am as fast as the hedgehog
Feel the freedom pour through my lungs
the grass of my yard is tossed beneath me
My new sneakers are fast
like his red ones

hedgehogs do not belong
with squirrel girls in boots
he belongs with me, a hedgehog girl
whose spikes are a cushion of curls.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Coming Soon to a blog in a galaxy near you!

Ok so I've kind of been slacking off on posting. College is pretty crazy right now, being a Senior and all.
But, look out for a couple of new posts coming soon.
1) An Overview of my Summer, basically the top ten-ish things that were awesome/essential/stuff I did over summer this year.
2) Scott Pilgrim! Yes, yes I am a nerd and proud of it! I love these comics. I recently became acquainted with the awesomeness incarnate that is Scott Pilgrim via a Graphic Novel class I'm taking. So I'll post about that, and my thoughts on the movie.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Summer Belongs to You! Why I love Phineas and Ferb.



Ahh those days of childhood summers. Back when it seemed like the days were endless and every creative fun opportunity you could think of awaited you in your own backyard. The creative genius of Dan Povenmire and Jeff “Swampy” Marsh have captured exactly that in their hit show Phineas and Ferb. The creators met while working on the Simpsons and went on to work on other animated shows such as Rocko’s Modern Life. The two enjoyed working together so much that they thought if they created their own show they could continue working together. So they came up with the concept back in the 90’s and it took about 16 years before a network would pick it up because the show was just too darn clever and complex. In 2007 Disney decided to give it a try and it’s quickly becoming one of the most popular shows on that channel beating out :gasp: Hannah Montana. The New York Times has an article about this here.
The boys build a time machine
            Well if you ask me the cleverness is exactly what makes the show great. Honestly this is probably my favorite show ever. Even Paste magazine seems to think it's a great show. The premise is creative, the characters are interesting and well developed, the humor is witty, clever and often self-referential. The show doesn’t assume a low intelligence level for it’s audience which is why it appeals to adults as well as children, since the humor is clever rather than crude and often contains references to pop culture that adults will enjoy and children will sometimes get. Every time I watch it I think things like: “Oh my gosh, I cannot believe they just referenced Edgar Allen Poe.” Phineas himself has said: “Have we learned nothing from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein?” As an English major this just makes me ecstatic. I don’t think there has been a cartoon this clever and referential since I don’t know when. Maybe Looney Tunes with their constant Steinbeck references or maybe even Animaniacs with their Shakespeare satires, but that’s the closest comparison you can get. Really there’s no other show like this out there. You won’t be able to find one. Trust me I’ve looked.
           So exactly what is the premise of this wonderfully clever and great show and why are adult college students enjoying it just as much as the 6-11 year old target audience?
Well the show has three plots which intertwine by the end of the episode. Sound complicated? Networks in the 90’s thought so but the success of the show has proved them wrong.
Phineas and Ferb working on plans.
Stepbrothers Phineas and Ferb (voiced by Vincent Martella and Thomas Sangster, respectively) plan to make every day of their summer vacation the Best Day Ever. So each day they undertake a “Big Idea” where they build/invent/create something ridiculously impossible but extremely awesome be it traveling through time, the coolest roller coaster ever, flying a rocketship or creating a portal to mars.
Candace and Jeremy
Their teenage sister Candace (voiced by Ashley Tisdale) fills her summer giving in to her two basic obsessive impulses: the need to bust her brothers because she feels that if she was doing the same crazy things as them she would get in trouble. Her other obsession is crushing on the local boy next door, Jeremy Johnson. (Voiced by Mitchell Musso). She is pretty crazy bordering the obnoxious about both of these things but her need to bust her brothers is never fulfilled due to cartoon magic and the law of Wiley Coyote vs. Roadrunner. Every time she tries to show her mom her brother’s big schemes, the invention magically disappears and the two boys are just found sitting in the backyard under their tree along with their pet Platypus Perry, who they claim doesn’t do much.  The stories change up a little each time but these basic elements remain the same which provides for endless humor that never gets old.
Doofenshmirtz demonstrates LOVEMUFFIN
Agent P
And how do these Big idea inventions always disappear at the end of each episode? Well coincidentally the boys’ platypus Perry is a secret Agent complete with secret lair and fedora. The agency is called O.W.C.A., Organization Without a Cool Acronym. (See why this show is so great). He wanders away at some point near the beginning of the episode to assume this role, leaving Phineas asking: "Hey where's Perry?"
Perry's nemesis: the evil Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. As his name would imply Doofenshmirtz is a bumbling villain. He creates diabolical “inators” to try and take over the tri-state area. Most of these are hilariously pathetic. Such as: the ugly-inator, the water evaporatinator, ball-gown-inator, the mime-inator (which would place all the mimes in the area into their own invisible box, yes “fun with irony”), and my personal favorite, the BO-AT (buoyancy operated aquatic transport, a mispronunciation of boat turned into an acronym). Sometimes Doofenshmirtz will come up with schemes, and involve other evil villains, such as L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., or League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments In Naughtiness. This just reminds me of how my brothers and I would come up with strange acronyms for things to remember them or just for the fun of it. The creators of the show apparently enjoy that too.
Of course, fearless Agent P always defeats Doof, often causing the inator or invention to backfire, something to explode, etc. Which connects us back to Phineas and Ferb. Their big idea or project for the day often disappears or is destroyed as a result of Perry’s battle with Doofenshmirtz and always right before Candace tries to show her mom. Thus our three plotlines are seamlessly connected in an eleven minute time span. Brilliant? Yes, yes it is.
Just like Beggar's Canyon back home. Episode: Out to Launch
Which brings us to a closer look at the characters of the show. Even in a short cartoon, compelling characters are essential to making sure audiences keep tuning in for more. That’s why we love characters like Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck, they are developed characters.
Phineas asks Isabella if she wants to help
Phineas as the central character of the show is great. He has enthusiasm, imagination and confidence in spades. He never gets discouraged by set backs and rarely do we see him angry. There are a few times where we see him a little shaken by events but he always keeps moving forward.  He even uses some of his ideas to help others, his sister Candace, his mom and dad, or the neighbor girl Isabella (voiced by Alyson Stoner) and her troop of Fireside Girls. Phineas is a bright and positive individual, albeit having a good sense of sarcastic humor, who’s unbridled enthusiasm is refreshing. The only times he is ever really shown sad or particularly frazzled in any way are during the Christmas Special episode and during the hour long special “Summer Belongs to You.” He always seems to find a way to pick himself back up and find a solution, although in the latter special it takes a pep-talk form Isabella to gain his confidence back.
Ferb works on the Coolest Coaster Ever.
Ferb, his brother is the quiet handy, take action type. He is very tech-savvy when it comes to building their inventions. He says little only about one line per episode but when he does speak it’s often mind-blowingly funny and often full of wisdom far beyond his presumably about 10 years of age. Also since his Dad is British, he has a British accent which makes everything he has to say sound that much more amazing.
The boys in a CSI Miami parody
The relationship between the two brothers is refreshing. Often, especially on Disney shows, siblings are always fighting and irritated with each other. While I know siblings can sometimes disagree, a bickering household is not the kind that I grew up in, so it’s great that Phineas and Ferb are brothers and best friends. Even their sister Candace, who can be a bit ridiculous and obnoxious at times is capable of showing affection for her brothers, even being “seduced by the coolness” of their big ideas and participating in them.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
Isabella makes a heart chain, Phineas is clueless.
Supporting characters on this show are the boys’ neighborhood friends. Most commonly featured is Isabella, the little girl across the street who often is the biggest supporter of Phineas and Ferb’s big ideas, mainly because she has a crush on Phineas. Her catchphrase said to Phineas in most episodes is: “Watcha doin?” (She also gets upset when other people say it and feels a Jedi-like disturbance in the universe even when she is not present where it is said).
Oftentimes during my childhood in the 90’s most girl characters on shows were there to fill the politically correct quota or have creepy crushes. This led me to dislike most female cartoon characters on the shows I watched back then. Isabella however is not like that at all. She’s a 9 or 10 year old little girl who likes pink, dresses, and unicorns but also is kind, caring and enjoys running of on Phineas and Ferb’s wild inventions and sometimes getting messy in the backyard. (And she's not sweet and nice all the time, she can be tough if you make her mad or get on her bad side). Now that’s what I remember being a little girl was like. And her crush on Phineas is cute and childlike. It’s not over the top tween drama like on most shows these days. The creators really capture the essence of that first crush on a childhood friend and keep it a small but sweet element of the show. Phineas is generally oblivious to the crush. Which is true to character since he is a 10 year old boy and he just seems oblivious to certain things in general because he is the distracted genius type. Plus it provides for some tension/humor on the show. Although her song “The City of Love” during a scene in Paris brought this to an almost painful saddening level.  (The French film Mime gag was pretty clever).
There is even an episode told from Isabella’s point of view, which is pretty funny and cute and one of the more clever episodes of the show. Isabella and the Temple of Sap.
Buford and Baljeet
Other neighborhood friends are Baljeet, the super smart academic achievement oriented Indian-American boy, and the local bully Buford, who also has a goldfish named Biff ala Back to the Future. (References people. Ahhh references). These two serve the relationship of nerd and bully but at the same time are clever and unique departures from their respective stereotypes. In one episode, Baljeet becomes the lead singer in a punk rock bad and in another baffles over how to treat his childhood friend from India now that he realizes she is a girl. (This episode is one the creators like to call, the “Love Boat” episode. It’s called That Sinking Feeling, and is definitely one of my favorites). Buford himself has a soft side as is show by his love for his pet goldfish Biff, and even caring for and watching out for Baljeet at various times. He also has the ability to speak French fluently and quote Voltaire:
Buford: Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by the imagination.
Baljeet: Voltaire, Buford? Really?
Buford: Oh, I can't help it. Paris does it to me every time.
I can’t imagine characters with more depth and intrigue on a kids’ show.
Linda attends a Mexican-Jewish Cultural Festival
Even the boys parents are a refreshing albeit quirky departure from the norm. While the mom Linda, is a caring supportive mother with quirky interests like free form jazz bands and being a former one hit wonder in the 80’s called Lindana. Her song was called I’m Lindana and I want to have fun. (Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, really can this show get any better?)
Lawrence takes the kids to the museum
The Dad, Lawrence is an average guy. He enjoys watching history type stuff on T.V., collets antiques and often makes obscure historical references, enjoys doing crossword puzzles, sometimes forgets important days like anniversaries, all while having an awesome British accent. And is not made to look like an idiot. He is just cluelessly quirky like most of the cast of this show.
I could go on about all the rest of the characters: Stacy, Candace’s best friend, with her hilariously apt advice "Candace, this is a bad idea. About as bad as you've ever had in a long line of, and I love you when I say this, really, really bad ideas."
Major Monogram, the leader of O.W.C.A who gives Agent P his mission briefings and Carl the nerdy intern who has his own theme song, works the camera and knows what all those buttons do.
Ferb meets Vanessa
Then there is Vanessa, Dr. Doofenshmirtz's teenage daughter who looks like a Disney rebel skater girl dark haired Goth version of Kim Possible. In one episode, her clothes and Candace’s get switched at the dry cleaners, which is quite entertaining. Vanessa is a moody teenager who is usually disinterested in her father’s evil schemes, except when she is trying to convince her mother that he is evil much in the same manner Candace tries to convince her mother that her brothers create spectacular things in the backyard. Ferb interestingly enough has a crush on Vanessa. He first runs into her while getting blue prints at Blueprint Heaven. He mixes up the prints and the boys end up building a laser instead of building the ice cream sundae maker they intended to build. In response to how this happened, Ferb simply says: “I was weak.”
Phineas and Ferb become one hit wonders in the episode: Flop Stars
Another great aspect of this show is the songs. I hope this show is still on when I have kids because I totally would not mind driving around in a minivan playing the songs from this show. They are all pretty catchy and clever. The theme song for the show is done by Bowling for Soup which alone makes it great. My favorite song so far though is a tie between “Gitchi Gitchi Goo”, a song the boys write when they try and become one hit wonders, and “Summer Belongs to You” the song from the recent hour long special with the same name. This song is really catchy and just leaves you with a happy feeling inside, much like the episode in which it is featured. Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan also guest star in this episode for the song: “I Believe We Can.” The 80’s/90’s power pop spoof band “Love Handel” is another great creation of this show with lyrics like: “Like a ninja of love, repelling down from above, you snuck your way right into my heart.”
Clay Aiken's guest apperance
 Sometimes they even include a short song in the credits or just before the credits that’s often a sight gag or reference to something mentioned in the show, sort of like a cold ending. The best ones are probably “Izzie’s got the Frizzies” and “There is no Candy in Me.”

Ferb gives an inspirational speech
I really love this show and it’s probably my favorite cartoon show ever. Phineas and Ferb show us that fun, creativity and making everyday count really is possible. Life is an adventure so get out there and make today the best day ever.  "Hey Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!"

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Back in the young days of the early 90's, there was a blue, brave, brazen, boy who was the fastest thing alive. And we all loved him because he was way past cool. Who was this blue, red sneaker wearing fellow? None other than Sonic the hedgehog. With his talking smoother than ice, penchant for catchphrases, speed beyond comprehension and a love for chili dogs, Sonic was one rad dude.
I never really played the video games that much, I was way into the cartoons though. Both the wacky slap-stick, Bugs Bunny-esque antics of Sonic and Tails in The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog as well as the Saturday morning incarnation Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic SatAM to its hardcore fans). With its catchy theme song, slick plots and darker atmosphere, Sonic SatAM was the epitome of post-apocalyptic, environmentalism, nature vs. Machine storyline so common in 90's cartoons, but it was all this at its best and more.
It had sweet supporting characters who made up a team of Freedom Fighters. They lived in Knothole village and used guerrilla warfare against Robotnik who had already taken over the main city of Mobius, Mobotropolis, where Sonic and pals had once lived peacefully. The band of rebels was made up of Princess Sally, the smart, computer savvy love interest of Sonic, Tails of course, the cute little two-tailed fox and "little bro" of Sonic. Rotor, the random walrus (always thought it was weird that there was a walrus among the little woodland creatures) who was the resident fix-it guy, basically he was the Sonic version of Chewbacca. He even had that over the shoulder tool-belt/tool-bag thing. Then there was Bunnie, a sweet southern rabbit whom Sonic saved before she was completely roboticized by Dr. Robotnik, thus she has some robotic limbs. She was always calling Sonic "sugar," and everybody else for that matter. Then there was Antoine, the French Coyote. He was mostly cowardly, annoying and included in missions way too often. Honestly Tails even at his young age would have been more helpful and less annoying than him. I guess you could say Antoine was the C3PO/Lando Calrissian of the show except way less lovable.

Both the serious and the goofy versions of Sonic shows had him just the way we like him: full of attitude, pride, and heroics, chili-dog loving, Robotnik hating, speedy, smooth talking, and voiced by Jaleel White (The guy more commonly known for playing Urkel on Family Matters). But he provided the voice of the Sonic we all know and love.
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog brought us classic bumbling badniks like Grounder and Scratch. Not to mention the lovable though not the sharpest tacks in the box, Da Bearz! And yes they totally were a reference to those SNL sketch about Da Chicago Bears.
Needless to say, as a kid and hey, even now, Sonic was my hero. Although currently, I no longer don sneakers and run around the backyard to see if I can reach the super speeds of Sonic.

Where is our favorite speedy blue Mobian friend now? He's still hanging around although not quite as popular as he was in the 90's. ABC canceled Sonic SatAM before their 3rd season due to a new president and the competition from Fox's airing Power Rangers at the same time. Seriously yet another reason I hate the Power Rangers. (I wasn't even allowed to watch it back in the day, but I still thought it was pretty lame). I mean lovable blue hedgehog vs. cheesy bad karate acting. I rest my case.
Basically Sonic became more like the Japanese version than the American version as is evidenced by the games. Bleep Bloop addresses that issue here:


In 2003 about 10 years after Sonic SatAM first aired, a new anime show aired called Sonic X. It had a way past cool theme song. However the show itself was rather lackluster. Although I admit I used to tune in every week. It was still Sonic, even if it was now cooky anime.Basically Sonic and friends had been transported to earth, and was no longer on Mobius.
The episodes focused more on a typical random anime kid, Tails being more serious and innovative than the cute little bro we once new him as, and everyone dealing with Amy Rose's fan-girl drama/obsession with Sonic. She was pink and crazy and her voice was obnoxious especially compared to the intelligent, caring, level-headed Princess Sally of SatAM. I confess, there were times when I kinda liked Amy Rose. Plus when I was a kid, I didn't like Sally much, but she grew on me, whereas Amy Rose just got more annoying.

Where was Sonic in all of this? Off being aloof and and stoic. His attitude became less endearing, and he kept the speed and gained more angst. He went off alone to fight Dr. Robotnik, err... Dr. Eggman, which apparently he was always known as in Japan.

I have, and always will prefer and love the in your face, bold, impatient "I'm waaiitin'" smart-talking, speedy, "Gotta juice" Chili-dog loving, power-ring wielding, catchphrase using, more American-appealing Hero Sonic who wasn't afraid to you know, be a big bro, give Tails noogies, work with others, state how he really felt about evil "Take that Robuttnik!" and wasn't afraid to get the girl.

Friday, May 7, 2010

What is Indie?


This question seems to be asked a lot lately. Much like the SNL sketch, What is Burn Notice?, it's a question that has yet to be answered definitively, even by Ashton himself (the starter of the inane trucker hat trend). The term Indie generally is applied to independently published or produced music, books and movies. However now the term seems to be loosely applied to music with an "indie" sound, quirky movies with an "indie" feel or look to them and even people who live an "indie" or hipster lifestyle and listen to "indie" music and watch "indie" movies. Gah! How confusing is that?
I recently read an insightful article on pastemagazine.com entitled "Is Indie Dead?" Nietzsche analogies aside, this article attempts to answer the question of what Indie really means today and questions as to whether it really is, like much of the English language today, a word that has lost its original or true meaning.
Part of this is because a lot of originally indie bands are technically no longer indie since they signed with mainstream record labels. One of the biggest upsets in indie music was when the Prince of Indie, Ben Gibbard and his band Death Cab for Cutie signed with a major label. Fans everywhere questioned whether they can truly be called indie anymore. Especially since they did a song for the Twilight soundtrack which is most certainly a more mainstream move. Perhaps Ben Gibbard's marriage to Zooey Deschanel, the Queen of hipsters, was an attempt to keep up the band's indie image. (On a side note Zooey Deschanel has her own indie-pop type band, She and Him, which has a sound like old 60's pop). Isn't the whole point of being Indie that you are just a bunch of regular Joe's making music for music's sake with no aim towards mainstream publicity and success? I mean of course they want to be successful but not so much into it all for the money and glory like mainstream artists right?

But shouldn't everyone be happy that such new and innovative music styles are becoming more popular? Shouldn't we be happy that indie is the new cool? Isn't that what hipsters have been trying to tell us?
The paste magazine article also examines how quirky became the trend with movies like
Napoleon Dynamite and Juno. Both of which are hilarious, artsy and have incredible soundtracks. Who knew these set a gold-standard for quirk? I certainly didn't. I love those movies for their quirk and individuality and I thought I was being cool and unique by listing them as favorites. I guess I was just buying into another trend just when I thought I was escaping from one.
But honestly I think that if you enjoy this quirky indie trend embrace it. Don't worry about whether people think you are a poseur or just buying into a trend. Because honestly I love indie sounding music because it's different. It's what I like regardless of whether or not it's legit indie made and produced. (and regardless of whether or not I get labeled a hipster for listening to it). Some of these bands even have a similar sound to some of the greats. Peter Bjorn and John are Beatles-esque and Josh Ritter is like Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen combined into one magical musical wonderful package. But Arcade Fire sounds like no one else on the planet. I could write a whole other post on their trippy, slightly creepy, post-modernism-ish sound. Why else would they have used their music for the "Where the Wild Things Are" trailer.
But what all these bands have in common is that they are unique. They each make music in their own way regardless of what the public: mainstream, alternative, indie, or otherwise thinks. And that's what I think is what makes them truly authentic and truly indie in my eyes.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

There's 104 Days of Summer Vacation and School Comes Along Just to End It.


"So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it."
Thus are the immortal words of the Phineas and Ferb theme song. And they couldn't be more true, even for a college student. Free time is on a premium especially in college, and now that the semester is over I have all this time on my hands that I definitely do not want to squander. In addition to doing re-writes and editing of my book. I have an ever increasing stack of books I'm hoping to accomplish reading over summer break. And oh yeah, start working on my thesis. That would be good too.
Currently my reading list consists of these titles in no particular order:


Bone, Fae Myenne Ng

Caramelo, Sandra Cisneros

Till We Have Faces, C.S. Lewis

Surprised by Joy, C.S. Lewis

Perelandra, C.S. Lewis

That Hideous Strength, C.S. Lewis

The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde

The Jane Austen Book Club, Karen Joy Fowler

A Sound Of Thunder, Ray Bradbury

The Ground Beneath Her Feet, Salman Rushdie

I'm sure it will be added to as I find more books, but I think right now this is a manageable list and I don't want to get too distracted and not finish some of them like last summer. (some of these are actually left over from last summer's reading list).
I've tried to keep a balance between more literary titles, short stories, and fluff books. I do want to keep up on reading good literature but also it is summer break, so fun silly books are a nice respite. Plus I have a good amount of more serious books to read as I've received several books from Professors this semester.
As a writer and an English major it's important to read a wide variety of genres and not just get stuck in the rut of what you are more interested in. For instance, I write fantasy, so I try to read some current and classic fantasy just to keep up with the trends and tricks of the genre, and because I enjoy it. However, I also try to read outside that genre in more literary or general fiction type books. Recently I've been on a kick of reading books that are retellings of stories from classical mythology. I think reading Orpheus Lost by Jeanette Turner Hospital sparked that interest. As the title would suggest, that novel is a modern take on the Orpheus tale. Two of the books on my list also retell myths, Till We Have Faces, by C.S. Lewis retells the myth of Cupid and Psyche and The Ground Beneath Her Feet, by Salman Rushdie is another retelling of Orpheus. Needless to say I am really excited to start tackling this book list.